My name is Cooper. My hands don't work and I talk about myself, and personal stuff, far too much. Prone to attack when provoked. Incendiary.

Horse trainer/rock climbing instructor/theoretical astrophysics with a touch of virology. Terrible and occasionally sacrilegious Irish catholic. Certified MRA hunter: Saving people. Burning fedoras. The family business. I'm not good or real... I'm evil and imaginary




♡ the person you would take a bullet for is behind the trigger ♡

The fuck does that quote mean
And what does it have to do with cutting wrapping paper
I ain’t gonna get shot by my fucking mum

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I stopped eating and then everyone had to do what I said, but I had to stop before I died because otherwise it wasn’t fun.

Cassie (Skins)

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Leaving in three hours (midnight) for what is probably going to be the longest road trip ever since I haven’t slept. Blah. Good thing I won’t be the only person with a drivers license in the car.



the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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