My name is Cooper. My hands don't work and I talk about myself, and personal stuff, far too much. Prone to attack when provoked. Incendiary.

Horse trainer/rock climbing instructor/theoretical astrophysics with a touch of virology. Terrible and occasionally sacrilegious Irish catholic. Certified MRA hunter: Saving people. Burning fedoras. The family business. I'm not good or real... I'm evil and imaginary


Negative #451 about having large breasts: trying to read while laying down and having two large mounds in your way


today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.

how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.



FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange


this is a giraffe


do u ever look back on ur childhood and get blown away by how gay u were before u even knew what gay was


i wanted to find more of those pics of dan walking dogs

so i googled dan radcliffe dogs



this wasnt what i meant